Denise knew she'd be a comedian ever since her fourth grade teacher called her a "ringleader" for distracting the class with jokes. Today she's a regular at venues like the Kennedy Center, The DC Improv Comedy Club, and Underground Comedy DC's Big Hunt. Denise's sardonic material, unique observations, and commanding stage presence has placed her at the top of the comedy circuit in Washington, D.C. She's opened for several national touring headliners, including Patton Oswalt, Drew Michael, Nicole Byer, and Judah Friedlander. Denise is currently a contributor for The Onion. She also just graduated from law school, where she still had problems with authority. Follow her @denidenitaytay.